nothing betrays a nonplussed mastiff quite like his brow.

silas suddenly turned his overzealous focus toward my ertliness. i had no choice but to seek sanctuary at evil's feet.

what the fuh? why is silas in almost every picture?

this is hairy hiding behind the grape stain who isn't digby.

frodo has trouble distinguishing occupied space from unoccupied space.

if only the mindless were capable of concerted effort, this could have been the end of hairy.

i don't know why, but bert actually seems to like hairy.

bert's favorite is me, the ert. remember: you can't spell pervert without ert.