We recommend that you head to your nearest convenience store
and begin stockpiling Twinkies, because while you can never
trust a politician, a Twinkie is always your friend.
-- Rochester Raccoon, Esq.,
"There is no spoon."
"i don't like you; i don't have to."
-- smurf en hoffer
"It be raining
-- Men in Black
"pizzaplease!"
-- smurf en hoffer
"I've never known a poodle i liked."
-- smurf en hoffer
"you know who the murf murf isn't liking?"
"YOU"
"Have you da pizzapleasedamnit?"
"go away."
"i don't like you."
"i don't have to."
--the murf murf
if i knew you, i wouldn't like you.
--the murf murf
"the murf murf suffers."
"any wastiff could bite you at will."
did you know?
poodledogs are the leading cause of cancer.
all little dogs have this flaw.
e-mail the murf murf at murfmurf@dogod.com. no, don't.
Did you know?
unix rules. you don't.
did you know?
wastiff gas adds years to your life.
stop and smell the roses.!
keeper mackenzie has no sense of reality.
--the murf murf
it's a plot,
a dirty, stinking plot.
--dog loknus schramm
and a rock feels no pain. --bruno
BACKto many unhappy returns