fred claims he's a great dane and illustrates his premise by walking the earth on a regular basis. great danes enjoy spying on the bathroom activities of twoleggeds, disgusting though they may be. curiosity may have killed the cat, but it has no impact on great danes.

great danes consider themselves superior to poodledogs, and poodledogs consider themselves superior to great danes. neither deigns acknowledge the other's existence.

fred terrifies the terrier whose first mistake upon arriving in ithaker was thinking fred was a parrot and open to attack. the ert found himself subject to the mighty jaws of the great dane and never made such species errors again.

this is fred's impersonation of a frickin grey wanting a cracker. you should see his impression of an elephant.