he modified the board from a kid's phone,
inserted it into a vintage rotary phone we found
in front of someone's house, and now the phone
says Operator, May I Help You when the receiver
is lifted. did i mention the volume is eardrum
shattering?

undercooked sausage at the state fair. what could
be more disgusting? perhaps the piece of onion
hanging off the end of my nose.

yeah, that was it for the state fair. on to
sonnenberg gardens.

the gift shop we didn't visit.

some people we didn't like outside the
greenhouse.