buoyancy

badpoodle had no interest in swimming, but hairy
felt compelled to torture him. i like it when he
does that

badpoodle denies his name was derived from puddle

regardless of what he says, badpoodle is, indeed,
a waterdog

but he doesn't swim as well as an ert

while hairy continues to enjoy the goodness of
cool water, i rub my wet, dirty ert body on his
towel