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the internet is rife with twoleggeds pissing and moaning about imagined
indignities committed upon their persons, and yet the murf murf never
sees supporting evidence for these delusionist claims. |
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overly often, the murf murf presents photographic hardcoldtruth
about the extremely photogenic murf murf's hardcoldlife. |
![](murfhead.gif) has eviltroll been thrown into a dank pit of rats? no.
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![](murfhead.gif) has hairy been incarcerated in any sense of the word? no.
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![](murfhead.gif) the murf murf continues to suffer.
where is truth? where is justice?
where is the amerikan way?
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![](murfhead.gif) oh, the murf murf forgot.
that is the amerikan way.
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the murf murf spent 6 years of his life without cats,
unaware the final years of his suffering were to be worsened by the
unnecessary introduction of this purrin'rat. so it goes for the murf murf.
place your cursor on the himilama and imagine the act of leftclicking sends
a few gazillion volts of electricity coursing through her catness. do it for
the murf murf. to reward you, the murf murf will allow you to view his
latest series of pictures. the murf murf doesn't like you. he doesn't have
to.
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