the ert plans an attack on the murf murf's head from the
footrest eviltroll made from an old macHal and one of
digby's couchcushions

the murf murf is sofa king fortunate the ert is easily
distracted with woobies

doG forbid the ert be content with woobie floorplay

notice the moral bankruptcy in his eyes

badpoodle constantly commits the sin of thinking he's cute