this is badpoodle who's not going on a
walk with the murf murf

hairy has longer legs than the murf
murf but can't keep up

the murf murf prefers to start his
walks with a good whiz on the
whoajeeeeeeezus bush

excuuuuuuuuuse me, it smells like
badpoodle peed here

damnit, badpoodle pissed here, too