a dog day of summer


did i remember to tell you that
boywonder dragged this recumbent bike
outta the basement for me?


yup, he did. i felt ridiculous peddling
around the gutterslum, but what the
fuh, he took the time to unearth it,
ey?


fuck the outdoor stuff. let's go to the
dollar store


those teletubby stickers were quite a
shock to hairy's system, and he needed
a moment to collect his thoughts


just when he thought it was safe to
browse another aisle, he discovered
radical raizins with a Z. neither of us
could figure out the point, but then
neither of us are good consumers